Yoshi's Island

I know we've all thought of it. What's exactly in those eggs that they're able to hop around. We all know what kinds of eggs that Yoshis hatch from, and those are the eggs.

Needless to say, their effectiveness would increase tenfold with a fetus inside each one. Nobody wants a Yoshi fetus on them...NOBODY!!!

I've only ever played the GBA version of the game, and it's pretty enjoyable. There's different kinds of eggs to throw, Yoshi transforms into a helicopter and submarine, the levels are fun, there's a lot to like about the game.

Maybe because the eggs in the game aren't produced sexually that this doesn't happen. But I thought all Yoshis were female?

I don't know how Nintendo will ever explain it. Oh well.

Dead Rising

I was long overdue for a zombie comic. Why not start with the best zombie game out there, Dead Rising.

Sure, shooting zombies is cool, so is hitting them with a frying pan or baseball bat. What's better though is judo throwing them or disemboweling them or slapping servebot masks on several of them and taking a choice photo.

The antics of Frank West were not to be scoffed at and one can only imagine how his special skill set my transfer into his career.